Count Fritzula The Tuxedo Cat



Count Fritz was no ordinary Count, he had the usual markings of a Tuxedo but with a little more. He had fangs like that of a proud Fritzula and his razor sharp claws were as pristine as the finest of kitty claws. Fritzula was also very proud of his 22lb stance. Lady Mama Wife would watch in awe as he strutted his stuff around the castle. But, a heed of caution, don’t ever make mention of his shorter than average manly tail; it would only crush this Count Fritzula’s kitty ego.

Count was very proud of his Man King and would make sure all the duties of watching over The Great Wise Elder were executed with the utmost importance. Fritzula, knew this was of the highest honor of all Tuxedo Cats, and was grateful for this responsibility.
Count Fritz also knew the importance of taking care of Man King. Man King would over work and forget to rest and push himself too hard. It was Fritzula’s noble duty to demand rest of the Man King. Once Man King was in his King Resting Chair, and only then, could Count relax and spend time with Lady Mama Wife. Lady Mama Wife was Man King’s Lady Queen, but being the Count that Fritz was, didn’t realize the difference between a Fritz and a she-man and would sit on the floor with Lady Mama Wife and let her rub his Tuxedo Chest. This pleased the Count, and he would guard and protect her as only a Count Fritz the Tuxedo Cat could.

Count woke up from his Tuxedo Cat slumber one morning when he didn’t hear the great chimes marking the time to tend to The Wise Elder, and knew something wasn’t right. Man King had to travel to the far away, leaving Count Fritz in charge of the castle. Fritz knew immediately the importance of this task; he was responsible for the safety of The Great Wise Elder. Lady Mama Wife would come to relieve the Count, but only for a small time and Count Fritz would be saddened by her departure.

This was a much larger task for The Tuxedo Cat with Fangs, and he was having unpleasant thoughts for Man King, and immediately felt much shame. Count Fritz could not understand why Man King left he and Lady Mama Wife alone in the castle and upon his return, Man King would surely get a licking from the Count!

Napping by the Orange giver of food on a warm spring day, letting the sun warm his Tuxedo Coat while dreaming of Lady Mama Wife rubbing his manly Tuxedo chest; Count Fritz with Fangs heard the familiar sound of footsteps and knew right away Man King had returned from his important journey.
Fritz ran down the massive winding stair case to the great opening that led to the outer beyond and welcomed Man King the only way a Count Fritz the Tuxedo Cat could. Fritz graciously praised Lady Mama Wife for bringing Man King back home, and all was happy again for Count Fritz the Tuxedo Cat with Fangs.


More adventures of Count Fritzula are coming soon!